Month: May 2006

I always thought the MTV version of Big Brother was the most vacuous, no-talent, inane, and worthless piece of shit I ever had the misfortune to channel-surf through. Turns out I was mistaken; the origin of the show is much, much worse. Think Glitter meets a Paris Hilton memoirs docukmentary combined with a Jenny Craig […]

So, despite the hotel and lack of network access outside work hours (which is actually not a bad thing, I’ve read three books since arriving), I’m actually enjoying my trip here. I’m actually being productive, and have been contributing something worthwhile (in my mind) for the first time in a very long time. I got […]

I’m actually looking the correct way when I cross the street. I get the whole M&S thing. I’m thinking the tube is one of the most intelligently executed subway systems I’ve been on (although it’s a little warm) Spaniards know way too many songs, and are far too eager to sing them into the wee […]

Although I prefer Cocaine Blues, live at the Folsom Prison. Don’t let the turkeys get you down, enjoy your cookies, and get some fuzz therapy. 🙂

May’s a busy month for our family. Four birthdays to celebrate and one to remember. My baby sister turns 29 again today, and I just wanted to give a little shout-out and wish her a happy day. Hopefully the trip home went well, and you get an opportunity to relax a little bit. Hugs from […]

On the way to my client site this morning the gym next door was handing out pamphlets on their professional fitness trainers. As props, they had a “before” and “after” person. The “after” was in great shape, the “before” looked like he weighed about 400 pounds, and was drinking a beer (it was 8:15am). I […]

I made it into Heathrow on time last night, and tricked them into letting me into the country (although the Customs line was long, and the people guiding you to the gates were some of the rudest I’ve ever seen. Great first impression.) I tried to buy a ticket for the Heathrow Express, and the […]