another one bites the dust, and another one enters the world

Another one of my friends bites the dust. Sorry kjell-o, but the invites are no longer the only place the site is advertised. But verbage like that in the site and you know some dick is going to post a link somewhere. Congrats, and I’m glad Laura has decided she can handle a scotch-snarfing raggedy-ass […]

i got cabin fee-vah!

A friend of mine recommended that I watch Cabin Fever, and I was a wee bit skeptical. I watched it yesterday, and all I can say is “watch this movie”. I didn’t really get a feel for it from the trailers when it came out in the theatres, and was sure it was going to […]

who taught that boy how to drink, anyways?

Why are some people so fucking stupid? I was coming home from my run today, dressed in my running gear (basically tights that, were I not wearing wind briefs, would allow you to tell if I was circumcised from 50 yards away) and still breathing hard from my run. A guy walks up and asks […]

hous bin pharteen

Walt sent me a link to a hysterical skit from SNL. How De Niro can deliver everything with a straight face I have no idea, but it’s funny as hell. Apologies for the Windows Media Player format, but that’s the way it goes. While popping this on the server, I rediscovered the video of the […]

four simple rules

Ok, I’ve figured out this whole resistance training thing. You just need to remember some rules, and everything else will fall into place. The rules: Chest forward Shoulders back Gut in Knees bent slightly That’s all there is to it. Everything I’ve done so far requires all of the above. The trick is to remember […]

sign this, and you’ll be certified 100% ethical

Oh yeah, forgot to mention, I wrote a piece for Pintday a couple weeks back that I was proud of. It doesn’t happen very often. I’m in Toronto. Toronto sucks. Actually, Toronto doesn’t suck, just a bunch (but certainly nowhere near all) of the people here do. That fucking retard of a bartender at Traders […]

for real

Ok, I’ve finished my fun little self-discovery, and the last four or five months have been fun. I had lots to write about, and even did write about it, but have decided that what I wrote will stay with yours truly for the present time. There wasn’t a lot of writing to be had, however, […]